UKIP to appoint school bully who attacked Syrian refugee as special adviser

UKIP are to appoint the school bully who viciously attacked a helpless Syrian refugee as a special adviser it has been revealed.

The party’s leader Gerard Batten defended the appointment stating that:

“This young fellow has a bright future ahead of him as a member of UKIP. He’s a perfect example of a wholesome young man who’s not afraid to stand up for his country in the face of political correctness.”

This appointment comes fresh off the back of a barrage of criticism and resignations from UKIP MEPs after ex-football hooligan turned professional shit-stirrer, Tommy Robinson was also appointed by Batten as a special adviser… and that bit’s not even fucking satire ☹