The last ever stool passed by Diana Princess of Wales is to go under the hammer later this week and is expected to fetch up to £150,000.
The poop, said to be a real wicked one, is currently part of a private collection and has been perfectly preserved for over 20 years in a specially designed chamber.
News of the auction has caused a stink within the weird, Royal-stalker community, with Paul Burrell expected to enter an eye-watering bid.
Any concerns about the authenticity of the turd have been quelled by DNA testing. The lucky bidder can rest assured that the likelihood of the faecal log being squeezed from the sphincter of Diana sits at a solid 99.9999%.