Over half UK population of gingers due to be wiped out during heatwave

Gingers up and down the UK have been wondering if they will make it through the long hot summer of 2018 alive, after experts predicted that over half of them would perish in the sun.

Professor Moch, an expert in ginger studies at the University of Durham predicted that those gingers most at risk were the ones with freckles and ginger pubes:

“Not all gingers are affected by the sun to the same extent” the Professor continued, “Those with a darker hue or more strawberry blonde stand a much better chance of survival. While those with bright orange hair, translucent skin, freckles and ginger pubes should most definitely stay indoors until the heatwave passes.”