Cricket still shite says everyone who’s not interested in cricket

People who have never been interested in cricket have reaffirmed their assertion that the game is shite, despite England’s dramatic victory in the world cup.

The statement came after a tidal wave of enthusiastic reports from famous sports personalities, politicians and media outlets stating that the famous victory would bolster the profile of the game and bring it to a younger audience.

When questioned about the famous match however, 19-year-old Davie from Glasgow reported that he “didn’t even know that there was a fucking cricket world cup”, he continued, “Never watched cricket, it’s shite”.

It seems that despite the media furore, Davie’s sentiment has been repeated all over the country with countless masses of non-cricket fans expressing extreme indifference to the big steaming pile of boring shite.