Dominic Cummings cast as latest Star Wars villain

Prime Minister Dominic Cummings has been cast as the latest Star Wars villain it has been sensationally revealed.

Disney made the announcement earlier today to a packed press conference. When quizzed on why he had been selected as the best choice to embody the very essence of cunning and sadistic evil, a Disney spokesperson simply replied:

“Have you not fucking seen him?”

To which everyone in the room nodded in agreement.