DWP exceeding social cleansing targets

Conservative MPs have been offering their congratulations to the Minister for Work and Pensions Esther McVey after she absolutely smashed her targets for killing off poor and vulnerable people.

The news comes after a study linked 120,000 deaths to Tory austerity.

“We’re delighted to hit our targets for ridding the country of its most vulnerable citizens.” a spokesperson for the DWP said, “The country is now well rid of some of the poorest, weakest and most vulnerable people, including the disabled and mentally ill. Many of these deaths will be as a direct result of benefit sanctions implemented by us here at the DWP”.

Prime Minster Theresa May also offered her continued support for McVey, claiming that the deaths were proof that Conservative policy was working:

“Esther McVey has shown that the most efficient way to reduce the welfare bill is to simply to commit genocide and let those people dependent on benefits die helplessly. A true Conservative through and through”.