Angela Smith: I’m not racist, some of my best friends are a funny tinge

Labour defector Angela Smith has denied being a racist stating that some of her best friends are of various funny tinges.

When questioned what was “funny” about these “tinges”, she was adamant that she didn’t mean “funny” in the literal sense:

“Obviously I don’t mean funny ha ha. I mean it in the sense of being strange or unusual, you know, like not normal? A sort of funny brown, yellow or beige.”

The comments were made two hours after she left the Labour party which she claims is institutionally racist. One can only assume that the racism she refers to within Labour, is a different form of racism, the bad racism, the kind that can only be linked to Jeremy Corbyn.