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Sun reader confused after accidentally listening to and agreeing with something Jeremy Corbyn said

December 6, 2019 No Comments

A Sun reader was recovering from shock and confusion earlier today after agreeing with something Jeremy Corbyn said. The man, Rob Dobson (38) who has

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James Cleverly to be permanently replaced with an empty chair

November 6, 2019 No Comments

Conservative party chairman James Cleverly is to be permanently replaced by an empty chair after the chair was widely considered to have performed much better

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Nicola Sturgeon suffering from 3rd degree friction burns after rubbing hands together at prospect of Johnson premiership

July 23, 2019 No Comments

Scottish First Minister Nicola Sturgeon is recovering in hospital after suffering horrific friction burns to her hands. It’s been reported that the burns were inflicted

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Boris Johnson denied access to intelligence… his whole life

July 5, 2019 No Comments

Allegations have come to light that Boris Johnson has been denied access to intelligence for his entire life. The revelations came earlier today when it

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“Hold my rolled up £50 note” says George Osborne as top Tories try to ‘out-drug’ each other

June 8, 2019 No Comments

Former Chancellor George Osborne has asked the person standing next to him to hold his rolled up £50 note while he utterly destroys his fellow

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Lying oaf with stupid hair will make best PM says Trump

June 1, 2019 No Comments

Donald Trump has defied diplomatic norms by coming out in support of fellow lying oaf with stupid hair – Boris Johnson’s bid to become PM.

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Tories preparing to replace one malignant, self-serving psychopath with another malignant, self-serving psychopath

May 24, 2019 No Comments

The Conservative Party are preparing for change by swapping out one malignant, self-serving psychopath for another. The resignation of the unspeakably incompetent Theresa May has

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Brexit revealed to be elaborate April fool’s day prank

March 31, 2019 No Comments

Most sensible people in the UK and Europe breathed a collective sigh of relief this morning after the cosmic catastro-fuck that is Brexit was sensationally

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“I’m the fucking daddy now” May told

March 18, 2019 No Comments

Speaker of the House John Bercow has sensationally smacked down Prime Minister May and declared himself the daddy of parliament. The two faced-off in a

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“I’m fumin babes” says Theresa May

March 12, 2019 No Comments

The Prime Minister has stated on Facebook that she is fumin babes after her Brexit deal was resoundingly defeated in the house of commons earlier

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