Scottish First Minister Nicola Sturgeon is recovering in hospital after suffering horrific friction burns to her hands. It’s been reported that the burns were inflicted

Allegations have come to light that Boris Johnson has been denied access to intelligence for his entire life. The revelations came earlier today when it

Former Chancellor George Osborne has asked the person standing next to him to hold his rolled up £50 note while he utterly destroys his fellow

Donald Trump has defied diplomatic norms by coming out in support of fellow lying oaf with stupid hair – Boris Johnson’s bid to become PM.

The Conservative Party are preparing for change by swapping out one malignant, self-serving psychopath for another. The resignation of the unspeakably incompetent Theresa May has

Speaker of the House John Bercow has sensationally smacked down Prime Minister May and declared himself the daddy of parliament. The two faced-off in a

The Prime Minister has stated on Facebook that she is fumin babes after her Brexit deal was resoundingly defeated in the house of commons earlier

Labour defector Angela Smith has denied being a racist stating that some of her best friends are of various funny tinges. When questioned what was

Without a drop of irony and with a completely straight face, Tory-lite, neoliberal Blairite Chuka Umunna has declared that ‘politics is broken’ and that he,