Working-class Tory voters were left stunned earlier today when it finally dawned on them that it was them who would be expected to pick up
Boris Johnson has promised to repay the trust that Northern towns have given him by guaranteeing a massive dose of rickets for all Northern children.
A Sun reader was recovering from shock and confusion earlier today after agreeing with something Jeremy Corbyn said. The man, Rob Dobson (38) who has
Conservative party chairman James Cleverly is to be permanently replaced by an empty chair after the chair was widely considered to have performed much better
Scottish First Minister Nicola Sturgeon is recovering in hospital after suffering horrific friction burns to her hands. It’s been reported that the burns were inflicted
Allegations have come to light that Boris Johnson has been denied access to intelligence for his entire life. The revelations came earlier today when it
Former Chancellor George Osborne has asked the person standing next to him to hold his rolled up £50 note while he utterly destroys his fellow
Donald Trump has defied diplomatic norms by coming out in support of fellow lying oaf with stupid hair – Boris Johnson’s bid to become PM.
The Conservative Party are preparing for change by swapping out one malignant, self-serving psychopath for another. The resignation of the unspeakably incompetent Theresa May has